Title: 15 Fun Facts from a McHenry County Painter (You Won’t Find These at Sherwin-Williams)
After 20+ years of paint under my nails, ladders in my truck, and more shades of white than I ever cared to learn, I’ve got some stories. Painting houses around McHenry County (from Woodstock to Ringwood) has taught me a lot more than how to cut in a straight line. Here are 15 fun (and sometimes absurd) facts from the life of a professional painter who’s seen it all, sprayed it all, and somehow still loves the job.
1. White paint isn’t just white
There are over 150 shades of "white". Yes, clients have argued over the difference between "Alabaster" and "Swiss Coffee." Spoiler: one has slightly more regret.
2. Paint dries slower in humidity
McHenry summers are humid enough to slow-cook a brisket. That same humidity? Keeps paint tacky for days.
3. Dark colors need more coats
You think black paint is powerful? Try giving it three coats before it stops looking like a bad tattoo.
4. Rollers aren’t magic
Sure, they’re fast—until you try to roll trim or around outlets. Then they’re just a glorified sponge.
5. I’ve painted in 20°F weather
Exterior painting in December? Done it. Paint shivers too.
6. Gloss shows everything
Want every drywall mistake from 1986 to shine like a disco ball? Use high-gloss.
7. Cabinets will humble you
They look small but demand more prep than most full rooms. Every detail matters.
8. Prep is king
Caulking, sanding, and taping take longer than painting. But skip it, and the job looks like crap.
9. All paints smell different
Oil-based = instant headache. Low-VOC = manageable. Primer? Smells like the ghosts of jobs past.
10. Clean cut-ins > accent walls
You don’t need a TikTok trend. Just sharp, clean lines. Makes a world of difference.
11. Brushes aren’t cheap
The good ones cost $30+. Worth every penny. You wouldn’t cut your steak with a butter knife.
12. Paint names are ridiculous
"Dead Salmon" and "Elephant's Breath" are real paint colors. Why? I don't know either.
13. I’ve been high on ladders, not fumes
Although one time in Johnsburg the oil primer said otherwise.
14. Kids + Fresh Paint = Disaster
Seen it all. Sticky hands. Crayon art. Dog tail to the wall. It’s always the day after we finish.
15. Transformations never get old
Seeing a faded exterior in Woodstock come back to life? That moment hits every time.
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From Faded to Fresh: A Stunning Home Makeover in Spring Grove, IL
At Harvey’s Pro Painting, we love helping homes feel brand new again—and this Spring Grove project was the perfect example. Our client’s beautiful home was due for a refresh, and we were thrilled to bring their vision to life with a bold new look.
The homeowners wanted a color that blended better with their natural surroundings while adding curb appeal. The results? A fresher, more modern exterior that feels both welcoming and timeless.
Stay tuned—we’ll post the final “after” shots next week. If you’re thinking about updating your home’s look, now’s the time to book your summer spot with Harvey’s Pro Painting.
Here's how it turned out!
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Is it too cold to paint the exterior of my Home?
It all begins with an idea.
The ideal temperature for painting the exterior of your house is typically between 50°F and 85°F. It's important to avoid temperatures lower than 50°F, as this can affect the paint's ability to adhere properly and dry evenly. Additionally, painting in temperatures above 85°F may cause the paint to dry too quickly, leading to issues such as brush marks or improper curing. Always check the specific paint manufacturer's guidelines for the most accurate recommendations tailored to the product you are using.
When it comes to painting the exterior of your house after it rains, timing is key. Generally, you want to wait until the surfaces are completely dry before applying paint. This typically takes about 24 to 48 hours, depending on factors like humidity, temperature, and wind conditions.
To ensure that everything's ready for painting, check for any moisture on the surface, especially in shaded areas where it might take longer to dry. It’s also a good idea to look at the weather forecast to make sure rain isn’t expected soon after you paint. Remember, applying paint on wet surfaces can lead to poor adhesion and a less-than-desirable finish. Taking the time to let things dry will pay off in the long run with a durable and attractive paint job.